Black People Enjoy Watermelon More Because Its In Our DNA
A rogue research institute has set off a firestorm of immediate, collective eye-rolling across the scientific community this week after…
Month: September 2026
$52.00 An Hour!!!? Wait A Cotton Pickin’ Minute
A historic agricultural estate on the South Carolina border is causing absolute chaos in the regional labor market this morning…
Is “Black Girl Magic” Actually Witchcraft? This White Pastor Thinks So
A local community is in a state of mild, deeply exhausted bewilderment this week after Pastor Todd Higgins of the…
World’s First Ebonics Translating A.I. Being Tested By Silicon Valley Tech Company
In a move desperate to bridge the gap between corporate synergy and cultural reality, an unnamed tech conglomerate valued at…
Cookouts Are On The Decline After Meat Prices Spike Across The Country
The black American backyard, once a sacred sanctuary of sizzling fats and drunk uncles holding metal tongs, has fallen silent.…
Price of Black Market Melanin Soars to $1,600 Per Ounce After 2026 Summer Heatwave
Move over gold, crypto, and drinkable freshwater. Following the unprecedented, blistering heatwave of Summer 2026, the global commodities market has…